- Turn your head and cough
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Boxers or Briefs?
Hey, Barney, get over here – we need to ground this plane right now! I found a crack in the flight attendant!
Sorry sir, but those will have to go into a one quart, clear plastic baggy
Does your mother know what you do for a living?
It seems to be jammed in there….
I’m sure my class ring is up there somewhere.
Sing it now….But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for …( by U2)
It’s a dangerous world out there, better keep frisking!
You’ve paid for your ticket and now we’ve got you by the balls.
Napolitano gives me $8/hr but I’d do this for free 😉
OOPS -I think my hand is stuck; can you help me out?
Oh yeah, now I don’t need that stop with Senator Craig. Sir, are you ready for the cavity probe?
Bet you wish you had accepted the standard TSA Body Scan.
Only two people can touch me there: my doctor and my girlfriend.
TSA positions now in demand causes public list of volunteers.
In “Touch” with reality.
What happens at the airport, stays at the airport.
umm..
Is that a wikileak in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?