TSA Security Photo Caption Contest

Turn your head and cough

Enter our TSA Photo Contest.  Submit your caption ideas by submitting a comment below. (Captions will be voted on and winner will receive comp registration at E-Tourism Summit Workshop December 9th in Las Vegas.)  http://www.etourismsummit.com/workshop-las-vegas.html



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19 responses to “TSA Security Photo Caption Contest

  1. Hey, Barney, get over here – we need to ground this plane right now! I found a crack in the flight attendant!

  2. Woolford

    Sorry sir, but those will have to go into a one quart, clear plastic baggy

  3. Does your mother know what you do for a living?

  4. It seems to be jammed in there….

  5. RD

    I’m sure my class ring is up there somewhere.

  6. JP

    Sing it now….But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for …( by U2)

  7. activeamerica

    It’s a dangerous world out there, better keep frisking!

  8. KL

    You’ve paid for your ticket and now we’ve got you by the balls.

  9. BS

    Napolitano gives me $8/hr but I’d do this for free 😉

  10. JudyD

    OOPS -I think my hand is stuck; can you help me out?

  11. CH

    Oh yeah, now I don’t need that stop with Senator Craig. Sir, are you ready for the cavity probe?

  12. Rick

    Bet you wish you had accepted the standard TSA Body Scan.

  13. activeamerica

    Only two people can touch me there: my doctor and my girlfriend.

  14. TSA positions now in demand causes public list of volunteers.

  15. In “Touch” with reality.

  16. activeamerica

    What happens at the airport, stays at the airport.

  17. Is that a wikileak in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

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